Get this…that bastard is now a Baron:
"In 2004 Aquino applied for and became the present caretaker of the Barony of Rachane in the County of Dumbarton, Argyllshire, Scotland, UK, to which he now holds legal title as the 13th Baron of Rachane, of Clan Campbell. The Coat-of-Arms and title of the Barony is now recorded in the Register of Sasines, Scotland, and is recognised on behalf of the Crown by the Lord Lyon King of Arms."
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