No I am a socialist I want you to give it (attention) to me.
Me I am just so cheap I would rather be oblivious than pay smile. Child once wanted advice on what tie went with dress shirt - we went over it all about 15 minutes to work it out. Then I said ok put it all back we came for pickles. J/K
I am soo cheap I shake the printer ink cartridge to get 3 more days of printing.
I am so cheap I make the the group go to different showings of movies and hand off the popcorn bucket to the next so they can just go get a refill.
T-shirts in English.