Muh, don't disagree with our dogma or messiah or I'll cry, shriek, nerdrage, and tell you to kys because I'm a super mentally stable adult.
Obviously not.
But I'd use a big fat and fake laser pointer if I wanted Anons to think there was an assassination attempt. I'd use one that is super fat, fake, and gay to make sure the cameras picked it up.
Then I'd post a fake and gay threat with obvious "As above so below imagery" because Q is Illuminati.