(Spoof satire)
CNN**Next Weeks Breaking News
Jim Acosta Psyches Himself Up To Get The Scoop On Q
CNN's Jim Acosta will be the first respected journalist to report on the Q Movement.
He will distinguish himself as the First White House Reporter to bravely ask President Trump the one question that all other reporters are afraid to:
"Who Is Q?"
"I will be the first to ask the President. I don't care if he revokes my Press Pass again. I will make history, Q history." said Mr. Acosta.
To prepare for this momentous task, Mr. Acosta is working out with his trainer, the body builder Pumm U. Upsass everyday, and drinks 6 Banana Soy Smoothies a day.