(Spoof satire, in case you can't tell)

CNN**Next Week's Breaking News

Ruth Bader Ginsburg: I Will Sit On The Supreme Court Til I Drop

CNN's Jim Acosta is first to report that Supreme Court Justice Ruth Bader Ginsburg will not be retiring anytime soon, putting to rest all rumors about Jan. 2019.

The 85 Year oldest Supreme Court Justice said: "It's where I legislate best".

Jim Acosta: "At your age, how do you keep your mind sharp? Do you have some kind of special diet?"

Mrs. Ginsburg replied: "I start each day with a drink called Ambrosia, it fortifies the blood. For lunch I have Chopped Liver…. the secret is that the livers must be from a source less than 12 Years old….. oops I meant to say, from an animal less than 12 months old, like a calf.."

Grinning impishly, she said:"I have a fondness for McRibs. Whenever I black out and break a few ribs, I'll eat McRibs while I'm recovering. It's kind of a poetic justice."