>Suck a dick if you don't like it.
Seems counterintuitive. Wouldn't I suck a dick if I liked it? Perhaps had you recommended that I don't suck a dick if I don't like it, but rather, lick a pussy if I find that more palatable, you would be onto something. In that, lies the key to winning friends and influencing people, anon.
By the logic expressed, you are essentially inviting all anons (no femmes on de webs and all) to eat sugar if they are diabetic. See how that works?
Now try it again, this time WITHOUT THE RETARDED FUCKING COPYPASTA.