I find it amusing how fucktards like "TootsAnon" don't realize that "NEXT WEEK" refers to reference points on the Q clock and NOT REAL TIME EVENTS.

Carry on, fucktards. And RIP Toots, sorry that your owner is a fucktard.

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Attention passengers, this is your Captain, TootsAnon, speaking:

We are now cruising at our intelligence limit of 3 feet and just lost an engine. Brace for a bump on the head, don't bother with your seatbelts.

I am fully trained in Fucktard landings, but Toots will be the only casualty.

[Next week]

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