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Super Comfy!!
Crazy tale, but I've been working out the physics in my mind, and it's not as far fetched as I originally thought!! I'm pretty sure the Earth used to be a satellite of Saturn, in the not so distant past (Biblical Times), which wandered into this solar system (Some theories have the encounter between Jupiter and Saturn creating a new sun, but I'm not so sure we need to stretch it that far).
Earth and Mars were tidally locked to Saturn (much like how we only see one side of the moon. This is not a rare thing and happens with almost every major moon in this solar system. There was a "War in the Heavens" between Saturn and Jupiter, which would've been electromagnetic interactions between the two bodies. It would seem that Earth and Mars got knocked out from Saturn's orbit (Venus may have been knocked out from Jupiter's orbit. Other theories have Venus being "born". Who knows?), then were flung into other parts of the solar system, eventually settling into their [current] orbits.
Somewhere in the course of all this early chaos, it is possible that a fair amount of the water in our oceans was picked up while orbiting Saturn (Hence: The Great Flood). This may have helped with later electrical discharges between Earth and other unsettled planets.There would've been a number of [events] between Mars, Earth and Venus. I see an enormous amount of evidence in the Earth's geologic features that it underwent an EXTREME electrical makeover (shaping continents… For real, yo!!). Sounds crazy at first,but the more you look into it, the more plausible it sounds.
Maybe not the full cliff notes here, but you're kind of getting the previews…