These funerals are like a big proof-of-life parade for the cabal. What better way to force your goons to show their faces, without anyone having to wonder why they are crying. I can just imagine all the strange facial expressions and grunting noises they're making to try and communicate. Pass the popcorn, please.
I bet they frown on having a blood THC level of 50%, don't they?
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