As much as I'd love to join the Secret Service, I'd be useless in protecting GEOTUS.
As much as I'd like to join up with the FBI… I'm afraid I might be too hipster dippy.
Got anything for folks who aren't obnoxiously straight edge?
Dealing with anxiety and depression doesn't require pharmaceuticals… but they'd prefer people who are pilled up over those who toke, for some reason.
Granted, the depression and anxiety is directly tied to being fucked over by social politicking globalists, so it won't be a thing when we're not living in a society of lies and corruption.
Maybe I just wait to apply.
Go for it.
Just make sure you can pass the initial tests.
They'll knock on your neighbors doors asking about you.
My favorite story is a neighbor opening the door, hearing what the purpose of the visit is, shouting "ANON IS A GOOD BOY WHO NEVER DONE NOTHIN'", and slamming the door.
It's a hassle on everyone you've ever interacted with.
I still have that one tolerance mechanism that says I'm not allowed to play.
Even if I broke up with mary jane, I'd never pass a follicle test.
He seemed reeeeally into Poppy.
Not in the begrudged way that Trump has to be… like…
Reeeeeally into him.