Where did POTUS stop [post] ASIA?
We should look at tweets posted….?
Itinerary For Trump’s Trip To Asia
In what many are calling his most crucial international trip yet, Trump embarks today on an 11-day trip that will see him meeting with leaders in Korea, China, Vietnam, the Philippines, and Japan. Here is the schedule of events:
Hawaii—Friday, Nov. 3
1:00 p.m.: Trump to deliver speech calling for a complete repeal of the terrible Pearl Harbor attack
8:00 p.m.: Join top-level national security advisors for closed-door luau
Japan—Sunday, Nov. 5
1:00 p.m.: Geisha Fantasy Makeover Experience® in Tokyo’s Harajuku district
4:15 p.m.: Trump to meet with Japanese Prime Minister Shinzō Abe for a series of unilateral talks
6:07 p.m.: Rebuff aide’s claim that tempura just like french fries
Korea—Tuesday, Nov. 7
11:00 a.m.: Tour installations by Trump’s favorite Korean contemporary artist, Xooang Choi
12:30 p.m.: Meet with the families of South Koreans who died after playing 50 consecutive hours of Warcraft
2:49 p.m.: Bizarre, easily avoidable international incident
China—Wednesday, Nov. 8
9:25 a.m.: Trump to spend the morning tweeting angrily along with CCTV program Dialogue with Yang Rui
1:45 p.m.: Meeting with Chinese President Xi Jinping to discuss the deep, senseless anger Trump has always felt
Vietnam—Friday, Nov. 10
11:28 a.m.: Trump will refer to the Vietnam War as “your thing”
1:37 p.m.: Robert Mueller winces as Trump totally botches Vietnamese diplomat’s name on bugged phone call
11:31 p.m.: Another nightmare where large, faceless man covered in sweat chases him through West Wing with spiked two-by-four
Philippines—Sunday, Nov. 12
3:00 p.m.: Join President Rodrigo Duterte at shooting range for target practice on low-level drug offenders
7:00 p.m.: Attend gala to celebrate 50 years of U.S. complicitness in human rights abuses
9:20 p.m.: Trump will pen long journal entry describing the strange sights he has seen throughout his journey