ALTMATRIX LOOKS GOOD ON YOU
BUSY NEWS NIGHT BUT FIRST LETS LISTEN TO A 15 YEAR OLD INTERVIEW FOR 10 MINUTES
ANOTHER ONE WAKING UP
THAT'LL TOTALLY HAPPEN
TOOTS RESURRECTED 32 DAYS AGO LAZARUS OF OUR TIME GO RINSE YOUR BROWNHOLE
LOSING IS WINNING!
NECROPHILIA ISN'T A FAMILY ACTIVITY?
GET OUT WE'RE FULL
NOTHING WILL STOP WHAT IS COMING, EXCEPT PEOPLE UNFAMILIAR WITH CHAN CULTURE
WHAT THE FUCK WOULD YOU CALL IT WEBSTER? GET THE FUCK OUT
REMEMBER WHEN Q SAID DEAD CAT BOUNCE BUT THEN THE CAT KEPT FUCKING BOUNCING FOREVER? FLUBBER
YEAH THAT'S IT!
WINNING = ALTERING DEFINITIONS!