Hey Q Team,
At 66 years of age, I’m probably unsuited for any position in the SS or FBI. However, If you ever need someone for a critically needed suicide mission, give me a call. I’m not married, I have no children, I have a very disciplined mind, and I’ve always prayed for a dignified death. All I would ask is that I serve under a nom de guerre. I have no interest in being personally lauded for doing something no more honorable than was done by all of those who made the ultimate sacrifice in the cause of freedom and liberty.