We're not fast tracked are we?? That post is to a specific person right? This shit would literally be my dream come true, I've been trying to pick the right government service for a young patriot, but all of them reject people who have smoked weed before (which is increasingly becoming a substantial part of this nation's population, none of my business though)
Except for the CIA actually, you just need to have not used an illegal substance within the last 12 months. Most realistic recruiting requirements are with them somehow?!