>>4147679 (LB)
Agreed. Here is one of my favorites
There was an old samurai warrior who was held as the greatest alive. A young warrior wanted to take his place as the greatest. He would go to the old man's house every day challenging him to a fight to see who was the best. The old man continuously refused. This enraged the young samurai. He became relentless in his pursuit to fight the old samurai. Finally the old samurai relented and agreed to fight the young one. However he offered one condition. He wanted to fight the young samurai on a little island away from everyone. The young samuari thought it was because the old one was afraid of being ashambed but agreed. So the old samurai led the young one to his little row boat and they rowed in silence to the little. As soon as they got close enough the young one jumped out in excitement and ran to the beach. He was ready. However to his surprise the old samurai started to row in the opposite direction…away back home..standing the young samurai to the island…forever.