So I wanted to take a moment and share a past experience.
I was once taken hostage by a group of men.
They told me at first that I was going to be a guest at special party.
When we got to the destination, a home of one of the men, I was drugged and when I woke up I had about twenty men spraying their sperm all over my face.
The ones I can identify from the group are
-Shaquille O Neal
-Dan Marino
-John Madden
-Tucker Carlson
-Jim Acosta
-Bill Kristol
-Eric Swalwell
You must believe me because I said it happened.
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