>get razor wire and superglue
>get on top of tall building
>tie noose at the edge of the roof
>put around neck
>superglue hands to head
>jump
>hit ground appearing to have ripped off my own head
Oldfags have been on the chans since the early 2000s. You are still new. Get over it.
Happy Hanukkah!
I don't think you're going to enjoy it but thank you!