Note how Michael's cover photo demonstrates the following: covers his square jaw and Adam's apple with his "man hands" that are placed in such a way that you can't tell the proportions of the ring finger in comparison to the index finger (And any fem anons who want to claim that they are an exception to that matter of settled human physiology and that they are 100% woman, I call bullshit in advance on you unless you are a hermaphrodite, then it's possible that your ring finger is longer than your index finger). Additionally, she is turned and at an angle to the camera, so you can't see her otherwise man proportions (wide shoulders, and trapezoids).
No need to even mention the shlong swinging Ellen appearance, but I will, anyway. It's a man, baby!