Boomer versus Younger Generation shill
A boomer did the the work to mix the dough and bake homemade cookies. When finished baking, the boomer sat the tray of cookies on the counter to cool.
The younger generation enters the kitchen and sees the cookies. "I'm entitled to a cookie. There is a tray of cookies and I deserve to have at least one!"
Boomer: "No you can't have one yet, go finish your chores and then we can share some homemade cookies with a glass of milk."
Younger Gen: "No! I want a cookie first." Grabs a hot cookie off the tray, burns their fingers and drops the cookie on the floor where it crumbles.
Younger Gen: "It's your fault that happened." Grabs another hot cookie off the tray, burns their fingers and drops the cookie on the floor where it crumbles.
Boomer: "They are fresh from baking. If you would have done your chores first, the cookies could cool down and then we could bothsit down and appreciate the fruits of our labors."