Ralphie: I want an official Red Ryder, carbine action, two-hundred shot range model air rifle! Oooohhh!

Mother: No. Shoot your eye out.

Everything your momma warned you about is now yours.

Merry XMAS

X We are over the target

X marks the spot

X___ signature please

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9 inings

3 outs XXX

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Thank you and enjoy the show