Why does Michael hate Melania so much?
Melania is the best first lady ever.
Only one app has internet access on my mobile, I don't send my browsing history to every Tom Dick and Harry on the internet.
Facebook and Amazon technology are currently bombarding my phone with requests to access it.
Lots of fucker on this website are also trying to access my data…
Trump is the real deal, best President ever.
Plus Trump is a master troll and a master brander.
Crooked Hillary will be in the history books.