That explains his mommy issues/ancient wife…
Interview with Bob Lazar (think Area 51)
kek, Pike rape jokes never old.
Wait, reverse that. Just shut fucking Pike down.
Nationally known to be rapey.
Sigma Nu is openly gay, but at least they're not rapey.
I wish you went to my alma mater.
Pike has basement that they use a mixed fight club/rape room.
Literally, no one will deliver to their house because they have a history of assaulting folks instead of tipping them.
Horrible organization.
Yeah, my frat had a similar split.
You're either a stoner playing soccer in the back, or you're doing coke off the charter.
My Little was actually the guy to bust the treasurer (happened to be Hindu) for embezzling and sending folks to collection agencies.
Then his daddy paid over double what he stole (ended up around $200,000) and now he's a doctor.
AVOID DR. PATEL!!!
(he says, tongue in cheek)
YITBOS ;)
Always happens to nice one.
We had a brother hit a tire in the road and died crashing into a Pepsi truck.
Pepsi then sued the family.
MAGA as hard as possible.
Surround him with MAGA hats.
Be overly nice to him.
Bait his ass into swinging.
Send him to jail where he doesn't have twitter access.
I can't tell if you actually got it and are using a different shorthand or if you think "sigma phi" is different frat.
Also…
What do you call 13 guys on a corner?
A TKE COLONY!
IOOF, eh?
You got one of them sweet sweet ceremonial swords?
Pi Kap was the frat next to mine in college.
Their green room was veddy nice.