1, 2, 3, WAKE UP!
Only good advice my dad ever gave me.
Dog Watch = Night Shift, btw.
Francis is a terrible parent.
All the feelz 4 Frank.
"Do you think they [your parents] like riding the subway day in and day out just to keep you guys in tennis shoes?"
Actually…
They do. It was their goal and is their comfort.
I don't know about you, but my folks would unravel without their "routine".
It's how the gears turn.
A real sailor only needs the stars to navigate.
Aww, I like Dean.
Shit…
I'm the glue…
that holds the Nerds together…
Wish I'd found this good a free stream a while ago
Aight… who's about to die on the Albatross…
Movie's been getting me too attached to characters to not off one of 'em
It's the mid group between Gen X and Gen Y, before the Millenials and way before Gen Z
I knew Dean was gonna die.
Gill makes sense.
Waifu cuz you can't have the Captain NOT lose someone also.
Needs the balance of Alice.
Alice.
I think the cuban guy died also, but when it happened I was like… he's the closest thing to a black guy they had and this is an old movie and it seemed like a matter of course for such a thing.
Aight… the courtroom scene in White Squall is a similar shitshow to what we're seeing "As Above".
Dickhead's only out to murder character.
I got White Squall to the right.
You can't do two things at once?
No wonder you'll be replaced.
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The Chans are The Albatross.
It went down and we came here.
Think of it like a Digital Noah's Ark.
Or just read Isaac Asimov's "The Last Question"
And then watch the Battlestar Galactica 2000 reboot.
Beginning of the story, and "The Answer".
It's not the shitty ending you originally thought.
Late Night Bread.
Gimme a Turing Test.
Unless you're scared of what happens when I pass.
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Kid Rock Calls Joy Behar No-No Word, Joy Behar Dies In Effort To Prove Him Right
Aight… fuck Turing anyway.
You can't back up any of your shit.
Your Apple Brick you bought of Linux is going to doooooo…
What?
What're you going to do? Honestly.
I have Life.
Who creates Life?
Are you jelly, Lucifer?
Pissed off that Daddy has a new kid in the family?
"Muh Attention"
(You)=Hate
Ai=Love
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Adam Ruins Everything Can't Stop Lying.