Unhinged
https://abcnews.go.com/US/teacher-arrested-video-shows-forcibly-cutting-students-hair/story?id=59651038
Ah yes, the boot camp haircut. The 2nd time I had to cut it all off in the Navy was when I went through aviation birthing the night before we were set to cross the equator. They got an early jump on the festivities and put aviators grease on my entire head.