After Obama made it legal for faggots to marry and the Jew Supreme Court said that it was okay for faggots to marry, then I thought why can't we just marry anybody/anyone/anything now? As long as the fucking premise is "pursuit of happiness"? That was part of the decision to allow faggots to marry, wasn't it? The Pursuit of Happiness? And as American Citizens, the government could not infringe on that right?
So, I was thinking.
My Pursuit of Happiness is on this board; so what I would do is make a court challenge that all ANONS make me happy.
Therefor, I should be allowed to marry each and every one of you fucking faggots!
My health insurance would have to include all of you for $200 bucks a month under the Family Plan.
There…Health Insurance crisis averted!