TEH BALLAD OF TOOTS TEH CAT
HARDCORE PARN
DID HIS OWN STUNTS
WRIT HIS OWN RHYMES
AND SPLIT HIS OWN BLUNTS
RIP TOOTS LIL FIGHTER
LET'S RUN THIS QUESTION THROUGH THE QFAGCLOCK
FEW KNOW THAT TOOTS INVENTED IT!
=BEEDEE BEEDEE BEEDEE
[TOOTS IZ BREAKIN TEH TADS BREAKIN TEH TARDS]
=BEEDEE BEEDEE BEEDEE
DAH NUH NAH NUH NAH NUH NAH NAH
DAH NUH NUH NUH NUH NUH NUH NAH NAH
TOOTS IZ BREAKIN TEH LAW BREAKIN TEH LAW
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EVERYBODY LOVES FREDDY BENSON AND HIS ADORABLE DRUNK CAT TOOTS!
WHO CAN STOP FREDDY BENSON???
FREDDY SEZ BUY SILVER ITS GONNA GO TO TEH MOON [NEXT WEEK]
FREDDY IS EVERYWHERE
AMAZING
PATRIOT OF TEH HIGHEST CLOCKFAG
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HALFPAST TOOTSIN
FREDDY HAS 10 AUNTS WHO ARE ALL CRIPPLED ALBINOS
BE MORE SPECIFIC
ALSO THEY ALL USE MYSPACE
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TOOTS HAZ BECOME PURE METAL
>For someone who spends every single day shilling, you couldn't find the time to wipe your Twatter?
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TOOTS IS FUCKIN METAL
THAT'S WHY I LIKE TOOTS
FREDDY IS WALKIN TOOTS ON A HARNESS CAN'T REALLY RUN MORE LIKE A JOG OR A POWERWALK WITH A DRUNK CAT WHO HATES BIRDS
=NOT SURE HOW FREDDY MISSED THIS APOLOGIES TO ALL QTARDS UPDATED LIST==
FREDDY IS ALEX JONES
FREDDY IS SIR FRANCIS BACON
FREDDY IS CTA
FREDDY IS JPAC
FREDDY IS Q, AND Q IS FREDDY TWO PERSONALILITIES OF A HIGH FUNCTIONING PARANOID SCHIZO
FREDDY IS FREDERICK BRENNAN
FREDDY IS TIRESIAS
FREDDY IS 'MILTS'
FREDDY IS JOSH
FREDDY IS JOSH CAMBELL OF CNN IS THAT YOU?
FREDDY IS WALRUS JOSH
FREDDY IS CHRIS
FREDDY IS MICRODICK
FREDDY IS GCHQ+
FREDDY IS JIMMY
FREDDY IS A BLACK MONEY OPERATION
FREDDY IS JACK
FREDDY IS JACK CERNOVICH
FREDDY IS AFLB
FREDDY IS TONY
FREDDY IS DOUG
FREDDY IS JEROME CORSI
FREDDY IS AI
FREDDY IS FBI CUCK WHO RAN AWAY
FREDDY IS ANDERSON COOPER 360
FREDDY IS SOROS SPECIAL PLACE
FREDDY IS AIDSBOX
FREDDY IS PAMPHLETAIDS
FREDDY IS PAMPHLETAIDS' HANDSOME HUSBAND WHO FETCHES HIM THINGS
FREDDY IS [CA_J]
FREDDY IS ISRAELI TAX MONIES
FREDDY IS CRAIG D. BRENNAN
FREDDY IS JIM CARREY = ARTHUR KING
FREDDY IS SKIPPYS NOT BOY WONDER
FREDDY IS FUCKING GILLIGAN
FREDDY IS TRACY BEANZ DIAZ
FREDDY IS TRAVIS VIEW
FREDDY IS JOHN 'PLEASE TOUCH MUH DICK' 20 COMMITTEE HOMO
FREDDY IS TOOTS FAX FARTED
FREDDY IS SOME DRUG-ADDLED BRAIN DAMAGED EMBARASSMENT OF A GROUPIE THAT GOT PASSED AROUND LIKE A BONG BY DEF LEOPARD WHORE OF BABYLON LOUISE MENSCH
FREDDY IS CIA BOTS
FREDDY IS IOAN C0ULIANO
FREDDY IS A FIXER DIGGING ON THAT NOW
FREDDY IS SATAN
FREDDY IS SCREAMIN' JAY HAWKINS
FREDDY IS DAVID SEAMAN
FREDDY IS DANNY DANKO
FREDDY IS MR. JASON LEOPOLD
FREDDY IS @TRAITOR__HATER
FREDDY IS A GIGANTIC ASSHOLE
FREDDY IS PHILLIPE REINES
FREDDY IS BRIAN AND ED KRASSENRAMEN
FREDDY IS AWESOME
FREDDY IS WINNING
I LIKE TOOTS
IS SO FUCXING LIT I CAN'T BELIEVE IT
IT FINNA HABBEEN THEY GOT TEH TOOTS ON TEH DISCORD ITS BAD SO BAD
THEY FINNA STOPPED FREDDY
IDK MAYBE THEY DIDN STOP FREDDY???
MEBE THEY DIDN'T DOX TEH TOOTS???
BETTER KEEP GOLD STAR RESEARCHIN IDK SOUNDS PRUDENT
CAN NO MAN STOP FREDDY BENSON AND HIS ADORABLE DRUNK CAT TOOTS???
WHERE'S DAT HOMO Q THE HOMO BOOMER LIAR ANYWAY???
TOOTS WANTS TO BROKE HIM SOME MO
>LOOKS LIKE FREDDY CAN SELL HIS LIFE INSURANCE POLICY FOR CASH
SEEMS PRUDENT LIKE TEH REVERSE MORTGAGE IDK
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WAKE ME UP WHEN DAT HOMO Q HOMO SHOWS UP FREDDY IS TIRED SO SLEEPY ARE YOU ALL TIRED AND SLEEPY ANONS YAAAWWWNN SO TIRED SO SLEEPY I THINK TOOTS IS ALREADY PASSED OUT AWWWW CUTE LIL FIGHTER ALL FURBALL AND PURRIN SO SLEEPY LET'S ALL GO TO SLEEP NOW
TRUMP GOT CHUMPED HE DECLASED NOTHIN HE WAITED TOO LONG NOW HE GONNA BE IMPEACHED AND WAY TO GO BUDDY Q SAVED YOU ALSO GREAT JOB HIRING COMPLETE ASSHOLES WHO HATE YOUR GUTS!
MERRY GITMAS +3 EVERYBODY ALMOST GITMAS +4!!!