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DO YOU UNDERSTAND?!?!!?????

Spaniel

Hurdy-gurdy

Spaghetti-Os

DO JEW UNDERSTAND?

Spaniel

>>4224936

Well a woman who'll kiss on the very first date

Is usually a hussy

And a woman who'll kiss on the second time out

Is anything but fussy

But a woman who waits 'til the third time around

Head in the clouds, feet on the ground!

She's the girl he's glad he's found–she's his

Shi-Poo-Pi! Shi-Poo-Pi! Shi-Poo-Pi! Shi-Poo-Pi!

Times have changed

And we've often rewound the clock

Since the Puritans got a shock

When they landed on Plymouth Rock.

If today

Any shock they should try to stem

'Stead of landing on Plymouth Rock,

Plymouth Rock would land on them.

In olden days, a glimpse of stocking

Was looked on as something shocking.

But now, God knows,

Anything goes.

Good authors too who once knew better words

Now only use four-letter words

Writing prose.

Anything goes.

If driving fast cars you like,

If low bars you like,

If old hymns you like,

If bare limbs you like,

If Mae West you like,

Or me undressed you like,

Why, nobody will oppose.

When ev'ry night the set that's smart is in-

Truding in nudist parties in

Studios.

Anything goes.