Impeachment proceedings will begin February 1, 2019 and be he will be impeached by July 1.
Get ready for the only news story of the next 6 months, boys.
It will be like OJ Simpson and Natalie Holloway rolled into one and turned up to 11.
They could find a box of 8-track tapes on Mars and it would not bump "Trump impeachment" from the top of the front page.