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I have got to tell you this one. I have too. Sorry.
I worked on the sea for many years.
One night I hooked up with a J A P from a nearby city and left before she woke up leaving her a note with two words, “thank you”. I went home, packed my gear and went to the boat.
Little did I know what the note did….
About an hour before we threw the lines she showed up with friends, they screamed and yelled as we were getting ready to throw the lines.
As we left harbor a small boat came roaring up with, yup, the crazy and her friends.
They threw eggs at the boat as they went round and round us for like 5 miles.
It didn’t end there either.
10 days later they showed up again as we were unloading.
It was the talk of the dock for some time.
This crazy bitch hunted me all summer.
Didn’t matter where I went she found me. Weird that, idk how she did it.
One night she found me on Nantucket Island of all places. Again, how?
It ended that night when she got arrested for dis-orderly in The Chicken Box.
So yeah, don’t stick your dick in crazy!!!
This is the short version……WHEW!!