HRC
Her Royal Cunt, I reckon. Unsure on it tho.
Anyway I read this story a while back. Can't remember exactly when or where it was but it made a lot of sense back then co pardon me if I have to match up dots more than one way from it. No, certainly not VeteransToday. Kek.
So, Her Royal was a travelin' one day not necessarily in May, flying from there to there in a helicopter with her contingent of body guards.
All a sudden the C calls out new destination to the pilots and of course they obey. Off they go. Well, en route, as they say, the head of her guards gets talked to for something, maybe he asked WTF on account of …
they were headed to IRAN
… of all places. Strange, that the sec'y of State would just up and go visit. Anyhow, the head of the guard - and I am ashamed to say I forget his name but he made headlines on account of this incident - apparently heard or saw something he did not like in re. this conversation. I mean, maybe …
SHE turned into a LIZARD on him
… or maybe she just told him in no uncertain terms that she did ~~not~~ like his attitude and so she was gonna butt-fuck him all up, cut off his balls and make him eat'em while she sliced up his dick and ate it her royal self. He must'a took her serious like, probably just as serious as her drooly look said SHE was serious.
SO!
He pulls out his piece and pops her one, shot her right in the Royal head. Got off only one shot before the rest of the detail opened fire on him, en masse, as they say, and took him all the way out.
Now if that isn't bad enough, this heli is about to land in a not so large Iranian military place, and if that isn't bad enough they gonna do it in a helluva whoppin sand storm.
BAM! Heli crashes hard on Iranian Military loc.
Lots of people injured. BIG confusion on the ground. Bit of gunfire between HR guards and the R Guards on the base, probably on account of all that sand everywhere but soon enough that is sorted and the ambulances start hauling off the living, in cluding SHE. Off to the hospital. Emergency Surgery-, cleaning up and picking out bone and the like.
Shortly after, Iran calls up the US somehow and says come get her cause she is startin to smell kind a bad and we don't really know whatever to do with this.
Planes arrive. People leaded up. Trip to here and there to Frankfurt or so where more surgery keeps her alive, then off to DC, etc.
Well, head of the guard, and I'm reall sorry I do not recall his name right now, is reported to have died from a gunshot wound of some kind, accidentally self inflicted or whatever, not in combat etc.
SHE soon quits State and gives up all that money it made for her.
Starts falling down starts wobbling, making faces, cackling, coughing, wearing blue glasses, dragging a doctor around by her arm so's he can inject this or that to keep her afloat til she gets to the car, … usually.
Says it was cancer in a tight spot in the brain. More likely lead or copper or bone, I say.
Anyhow, go research it. Dead of night, so to speak. Iran. Sandstorm. Shot in the head, not accidental. Heli crash. Surgery, Surgery again, Surgery ever after. Brain trauma. Miracle of modern chemistry and a fist full of look-alikes (not a job I would recommend, when I think of how many times they died for HW, if you know what I mean).
Public records.