I mean…I love a good Easter egg. But what the hell are we supposed to do with this Trump Tower commercial?

Guys, no really. Wait. Hillary IS part of a global elite cabal that has orchestrated not only an attempted coup via the 2016 election but the destruction of America and the world. How do I know this?

THE BAKER HAS A FROG IN HER POCKET.

This is cute and all…but, for the love of GOD, don't use this as a proof to any friends/family/acquaintances/twitter feeds on people who have no idea what the QAnon movement is about.

Before people start counting the bricks on the wall or the amount of gumdrops used on the freaking snowman, just stop and think.

Do you REALLY think some governmental spook is flying down into Chicago, visiting one of Trump's buildings while undercover, whispering in some random pastry chef's ear…

"I need 17 gumdrops. A Q stocking. Make sure you're wearing a frog pin. Paint an obscure mark on the wall. Bake an amount of cookies that's divisible by 322."

And the pastry chef looks at her NDA in amazement. "But why?"

"Because we're SAVING THE WORLD."

Unless the Rothchilds have a crippling allergy to ginger, this is getting us nowhere. And if this really IS the best way to bring criminals to justice, Jesus Christ. We better get Mary Barry and Martha Stewart into the situation room, STAT. We're freaking doomed.