I was sitting and grumbling about Christmas, as usual, by the fire, and had a miracle happen!

Our patron, St. Pepe of Kekistan, appeared to me in a vision, saying

"ScroogeAnon, why are you sad? I have blessed you greatly through meme magic. The shills and faggots are running, the people awaken, and yet you are sad. Break your stupor, rejoice!"

My vision ended, but the joy he imparted lead me to turn off the radio, and start singing!

But I'm a shit songwriter, so I need your help.

The Twelve Days of Keksmas

By: anons

On the first day of Keksmas, Lord Pepe sent to me!

A Q drop turned into a dank meme!

…you all know the tune. Copypasta and bless the boards.