hello Night Shift my old fren
I've come to lurk with you again
because an ebot softly peeping
left its spam while I was sleeping
and the spam that supplanted anon crumbs
made me numb
within the sound of brrrrt
in restless screens I scrolled alone
no filters on the endless tome
'neath the halo of an LED
i tried my captchas til I could not see
when my mind was snapped by a Pepe of infinity
that made me reeeeee
within the sound of brrrrt
and in the glorious Pepe I saw
10,000 anons maybe more
newbies posting without reading
the notables or even qpubbing
anons posting memes that normies never share
but Night Shift dared
within the sound of brrrrt
Retards said I ((you)) do not know
dankness like a flower grows
read all shitposts that they might teach ((you))
drop all filters so the pain flows through
but my trips and epic gets did fail
tho Night Shift hailed
and made the sound of brrrrt
and the shills began to wail
when the moon began to pale
and the AI scrolled out its warning
in the memes that it was mal-forming
then the Night Shift came in heavy with Pepes of the rarest hues
and paid their dues
and made the sound of brrrrt
Add it in Anon add it in