1.) savior complex
2.) the money is good
3.) no other career prospects on the horizon
4.) life in mom's basement is boring
5.) can't get laid
1) the money is good
2) I've been promised a a real job after all this is over
3) living in my car was really getting old
4) if I don't shill, they'll just pay someone else to do it
5) life is pretty meaningless, anyway
relativity, my dear retard… what inertial frame are you referring to??
frame 1: Earth's surface relative velocity zero
frame 2: center of the sun Earth's relative orbital velocity 66,800 mph
frame 3: center of the Earth to a point on the equator is relative 1037 miles per hour spin velocity of the Earth
frame 4: center of the Milky Way galaxy Earth and entire solar system orbital velocity 437,000 miles per hour
10 I lost everything in the divorce, so I have to shill for a living
2) I got fired from my job at KFC because I couldn't get to work on time
3) I have to get cash for my meth addiction
4)I my unemployment ran out
5) couldn't pass my Ged