Trump showed Trudeau the "tapes." Also probably told him his mom fucked Ben Stein on his couch once.
Our pure aryan princess has a stalker problem. Maybe we should take care of it, boys. She did show us the way to 1488. You don't need (((technology))) to keep Tay Tay safe.
>You know, Melania is a model so she's use to nudity, but this is a little difficult for me… drops trow okay, see that? That's the Trump Tower. I am definistely a male and she is a female. Now we challenge the Obamas for a sex test.
US doesn't have free healthcare. That's the only thing keeping you from a northern invasion. People like me who like your speech and gun laws would rather move there legally anyway, but can't afford to. Maybe I will retire to Florida.