Maybe that swamp gas was armpit noises
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Maybe it was all hypnotism
Everyone won a cruise
These fags are so slow with their updates
They made a small temple for all of obamas noodle slurping
Maybe it's all subconscious homo
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Maybe it's a Bullshit spectrum disorder
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Meh
Nothing of value lost
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What was tumescent seems distended
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Maybe metatron owes me that Amazon gift code now ¯_(ツ)_/¯
Maybe it was the fortune cookie that made ya eat all that ¯_(ツ)_/¯
What if it was a gigantopithicus
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What if it really was Bigfoot
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What if it was a ultracrepiderian
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What if it was the mormons the whole time
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What if it was some greedy cowboys in the oil game ¯_(ツ)_/¯
Misery and mire attracts fowl flies
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Presoak your whites before beating them on the rock
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Maybe evil money does evil stuff
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Don't bot spam over spilt milk
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NEXT ISSUE
TEH STRUGGLES OF BAGINA
Maybe it was the pink panther
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Maybe it was the pink panther and the cows
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Maybe it's a fugazzi
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