FBI Agent Kevin Hogg:

 

June 18, 2011

 

THE SPEAKER

Bob Kennedy introduced the guest speaker,

FBI Agent Kevin Hogg. Kevin grew up in

LA and joined the FBI after graduating from

Cal State Fullerton and serving as a pilot in

the US Navy. He has been stationed at LAX

for last 12.5 yrs.

Kevin (Agent Hogg) told us that 65

million passengers a year pass through LAX,

and it requires over five thousand employees

to make it run. While most of these folks are

normal, there are some fruitcakes and that is

why he stays employed.

There was the guy found jacking off or

the gal giving blowjobs (to which several

members interrupted him to ask, “What airline

is that?”). Evidently, the longer the flight the

more time to get stupid. Most anonymous

calls about suspicious men come from their

pissed-off women who are trying to get them

in trouble!

 

A new major concern is people shining

lasers at pilots during approach when the

airplane is low and slow. They experience one

to two hits a night by bubbas with their buds,

or from teenage kids or guys over 40 still

living with their mom and dad.

Kevin once stopped a guy on EVA

airlines with modified shoes. The soles were

elongated and stuffed with gum and tissue

paper. He explained that he was actually short

and just wanted to look taller! Another guy,

later found not to be taking his meds, was

leaning over a gal in the seat next to him,

stroking her breasts and talking like a pirate

(aaaarrrrgg).

Kevin also talked about two wheel well

stowaways, one of whom was found frozen to

death. All in all, the brotherhood left with a

new appreciation of what goes on at LAX and

how the FBI is there to nab the bad guys (no,

not the TSA guy who just grabbed your nuts)

and protect the innocent traveler.

 

http:// www.palosverdes.com/pvbc/howdyin/2011/ha_11_06_18.pdf