fuck a bunch of fruitcake. inedible like dwarf battle bread. its longevity allows it to be passed around endlessly betweeen friends and relatives without anyone being the wiser. I use fruitcake to patch our country driveway because its essential tackiness glues stones together to make an organic asphalt.
during hard times while Obama was in office, we were filling up three 5 gallon jugs with diesel fuel to keep our oil burner going. we couldn't afford to get a minimum oil delivery of 100 gallons so we resorted to filling up jugs at Witless and Worthless, the closest place (inside Lancaster County joke). diesel was selling for $4.03/gallon at its top price.
remember the Stern show when ICP were acting all bad ass and some based nigger called in and threw shit down and those punk ass faggots pussied out? I do and it was epic and asking how fucking magnets work don't cover that shit