>>437597

Gannett Gannett Gannett Gannett Gannett Gannett!!!

PARTY TIME FOR CIA LOSERS

All you creeps are too ugly to work anywhere else.

Gotta have a job where you basically hide, so you don't have to try and socialize with normal workplace people.

God knows you'd never be able to do that in a million years.

Plastic surgery can do miracles, you spooks. Just think about it.

>>437642

>Since when was retardation curable with a facelift?

True that.

Better-looking retards? :D

>>427979

Lordy, I hope and pray so, Marine.

Get after 'em. They're hysterical and breaking every law in the books at full speed right now.

No prisoners! They've killed plenty already - return the favor!!

How many virgins-pushing-30 from Booz Allen Hamilton we have here, hmm?

Honor roll and grad school, amirite? Just no dates the entirety of your college career.

Tsk, tsk, tsk.

Booz Allen Hamilton just LOVES homely goody-two-shoes, especially from southern schools.

Easy to get that security clearance investigated & approved when they've never done a single damn thing in their entire lives.

>>437782

You betcha. And send an ugly southern girl her first ever "boyfriend", and you're her boss for life.

They'll all be jaded after that, but that's slimy Washington for ya. Caveat emptor.

>>437825

Close, anon

As long as we don't remember when JFK was shot, we're young.

>>437834

Before Q.

Was in halfchan before FBI Anon ever posted. Still convinced that was no larp.

If Pelican Man turns out to be right, I'm gonna have tequila in a coffee mug for breakfast every day from now on.