Ladies and Gentlemen, Boys and Girls, Children of all ages;

The next contest is for one fall with a 2 year time limit.

Introducing the challenger from Synagogues Unknown, he weighs in 205 lbs……..Chuck "The Kvetcher" Schuuuuuuumerrrrrrrr!

And introducing the undefeated, undisputed Heavyweight Troll Champion of the World! From New York City he weighs in at 230lbs…..Donnnnnnnnnnald Trump!

Babyface Champions are always put in bad "OMG how will he get out of this?" situations on TV for weeks, often suffering beat-downs and run-ins by heel factions. Often they will be kayfabe injured to stack the odds against them. At the actual PPV money-match, it will be an exciting back and forth contest until the very end when the babyface overcomes all odds and hits his finisher on the heel for the clean pin. Feud ended, paving the way for the next challenger.

Now watch the mockingbird news tonight and tell me if you notice a pattern here.