SHILLS TAKE THE OATH
Repeat ALOUD:
I am satan's shill. I believe nothing, I will say anything. I have no values, no friends no family whom I will not sell into bondage forever for food and for feathers.
Dollars will buy me. Drugs will elate and calm me. What money I can not spend I will burn in an ashtray or shove up my ass. But give me dollars. I am a shill. I demoralize myself. When I finish the blow I take five footballs and pass out in front of an LCD crystal mirror. Asleep, I dream I'm awake. I am a shill. My stridulations are filtered. My mockery, my despair, my anguish, like my coming and my going, pass ever unnoticed. I am a shill. One day I will vanish like a knot in a shoelace. I am a shill. A petty criminal, a peeping Tom, a canvas for others tattoos, a repeater, an NPC.