>>4407897 (pb)
Took me five years of reading to learn their gang signs, so I'd say you might be able to do it in three if you start now.
Symbolism is everything to them. As Q says it will be their downfall. Think of that old Star Trek episode (with Picard, not Kirk, the newer one) where Picard meets this alien that talks in metaphone ("Shaka when the walls fell"). Well that's freemasonry. Example: "How old is your grandmother" means they want the number of your lodge. Tell them they're so old they don't have an age and they will assume you are from Massachusetts.
The Captain Morgan bullshit with the breaking secrecy thing only applies if you actually took a an oath of secrecy. It's all about contracts with the, like the Dorsai in Gordon Dickson's books. Don't ever agree to their oaths.