Yeah, I’ve been laughing all day at this. Like you, I knew it was just feed put down. People oohing and aahing over a “miracle” are the kind of folks we used to love getting out in the country and pulling pranks on.
Anon, many are in the same situation. Depending on your credit score, you may be able to get a balance transfer card with 0% APR to help pay down some of it. Or debt consolidation loan. Also, call the credit card companies and see if you can negotiate a lower rate to help you get it paid off quicker. It’s worth a shot. You might also consider a short term second job and apply the extra to your debt. It’s hard work, but you can improve your situation. Don’t count on a miracle to erase it.