'Twas the day before Christmas, and the government employees were off,

Sitting at home, with no security gates, sit and pray to ISIS, some do.

The Seals are fast creatures, with their prey that they wait,

Down over DC, the little birds swoop,

And I, on 8 chan, the ANONS did read, whining do it, not another clock turn…

When what should appear but the presidents tweet,

My friends, the storm is near,

Then cutting the feed, the MSM did die,

As bullets did fly,

"Now I have a machine gun, ho ho ho!"

So Trump on broadcast our cell phones did talk,

Explaining why Hillery won't walk…

So ready my friends without names, time to go enlighten the normies again.