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I am Don
I am Chuck
Chuck the cucked
That Chuck-Is-cucked
That Chuck-Is-cucked!
You are fucked
You Crying-Chuck
Do you cry
At night, Cucked Chuck?
I do not cry,
Don-the-man.
I am not fucked
Or always cucked.
Would you like jail
Here or there?
I would not like jail
Here or there.
I would not like jail
Anywhere.
I do not like you
Donald Trump.
I do not like being
Made a chump.
Would you like jail
In a house?
Would you like a cellmate
Named Klaus?
I do not like jail
In a house.
I do not like that guy
Named Klaus.
I do not like you
Donald Trump.
I do not like being
Made a chump.
I do not like getting fucked or cucked.
I do not like being made a schmuck.
Enjoy your time
In a box.
‘Cause I outwitted you
Like a fox.
You’re going down,
Cryin’ Chuck
I hope Klaus
Fucks you till you cluck.