Kid: "Hey gramps, is it true you served in the great meme wars of 2018-2019?"
Gramps: "Well, not exactly kid. You see, I was what they called a 'moo joo' troll. That's a euphemism for being a loser with no friends."
Kid: “I see. So what did you do then?”
Gramps: "Well, to compensate for my feelings of inferiority I 'shit up the bread,' as it was called."
Kid: "Wow gramps…that's cool…I guess?"
Gramps: “Well, I also made money while shitting. A fag named david brock called me and told me if I joined his company, shareblue, I could make good money if I denigrated the Jews all day, every day, which is weird because I think mr. brock was a gay jew.”
Kid: "Well, if you were such a loser gramps, how did you meet mama?"
Gramps: "I'll have to save that for when you're a bit older son. One day remind me to tell you about something we call the 'statute of limitations' and I'll tell you all about it."