It's a Mar-A-Lago Christmas,

But the POTUS isn't there.

Melania's there, and Barron's there,

But POTUS isn't there.

Have a Mar-A-Lago Christmas,

But be sure to take much care,

Without the man, without the plan,

The POTUS isn't there.

Such a Mar-A-Lago Christmas,

Must be difficult for sure.

But we all know, he'll get to go,

When the Senate drops the cure.