show us your husband's tits, then.
I take that to u haz something for me?
I'm not into wearing dresses AND having a beard.
might as well just be out of the closet at that point.
Why do you think men are allowed to run around shirtless but women aren't?
We made the rules like that for a reason.
Why don'tcha git that stick outta your ass and find something more comfortable to jam up there?