Twas the day before Christmas,

And all through the morn,

I'd waded through Joo posts,

Scrolled past all the porn.

The children are resting

All snug in their rooms,

Except for those kidnapped

By Hillary's goons.

I on my laptop,

As wife anon snored,

Searched bravely through notable

Posts on this board.

Since Q had been posting

That DECLAS was near,

Insisting that D.C. was

Frozen with fear,

To Microsoft Windows,

I flew like a flash,

Entered my password, but

Alack, and alas!

What to my wondering

Eyes should appear,

But hopes still unanswered,

And answers unclear.

So here we shall stay,

And do what we can,

Waiting for Q drops,

Still trusting the 'plan,'

And if we all make it

Through this alive,

We'll see some arrests

By 2025…