Hello All!!

My office manager is the greatest I could ever hope for.

She remembers EVERYTHING. She's supremely skilled in everything she does.

Whether it's billing, or quickbooks, or cleaning up my fuckups, she's the best!!

All of my customers and employees prefer to talk to her rather than me.

I may not be a very good boss, but I know talent when I see it!!

This year to show my appreciation, I got her a bottle of lotion and body spray that I paid for with my company credit card. I bought other stuff too, but to claim the exemption on taxes, I had to give one thing to an ACTUAL employee.

Aren't I great?

My name is Bobeneezer Scrooge and EVERYONE hates me.